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it HAD to be done.... by Rosie « Thread Started on Apr 5, 2008, 9:30pm »
The True Deleted Scene From `Grissom's Divine Comedy'
Gil sighed as he finished a long double shift, even with a serious case of the flu, he was called in. Now the case was solved and he could have a few days off to rest and recover. He was going to get some of the `chicken mud' as his Mother called it instead of chicken soup. Gil liked it so full of noodles and elbow macaroni that it was thick as mud. But he was just too tired. Hank sat on the other side of the room in Gil's junked up apartment. Sooner or later he was going to move back to Hendersen and his nice, neat townhouse. But for now....the sofa called for him to lay down.
The cell phone rang.
"d**n." He picked it up and saw the name and smiled. "Hi!" He laid back down on the sofa, settling in for a nice chat with Heather Kessler. "How are you?"
He listened to the soft, rich voice tickling his ear. "No. I'm fine, just really tired." Again Heather spoke into his ear. "Err.. I...ah. Wow! Really? I'm SO sorry. Yes I KNOW I know better. Well, I mean it couldn't be helped, you know the heat of the moment. Yes, I promise I will take care of it. I will do WHATEVER you want. I mean I'm pro-choice. It's totally your decision. Okay, fine. Yes, love you too."
He flipped the phone closed and looked over at Hank. Before he could say a word the phone rang again. He looked at the screen, Catherine. "Hey there." He listened intently as Catherine spoke. "But...but. I KNOW she's not a loose little girl. I know. Yes I respect you and ...." The yelling in his ear was causing him a headache. "Catherine, I had the problem fixed after the last time we were together. Nothing but shooting blanks."
That didn't stop the yelling. "I know the rabbit SHOULD have stayed in the hole. Yes I know, but when there's a tail flipping in front of you that cute how can you..... YES !! Whatever you decide let me know. I'll support you either way. NO, she's NOT a two bit hussy. Your little girl is sweet and I've loved her as if she was mine own. Yes. Yes. Love you too."
Gil rubbed his hands over his eyes. He started to put the phone on the cheap telephone wire spool table that Sara brought, but it rang. "Sofia? Hey. WHAT? No, no not YOU TOO !! Oh my God, Heather, Catherine , now YOU !! No, no, I am NOT saying that. No, okay just let me know what you want me to do. Okay, yes I will pay for the doctor's. No, just let me know how much the surgery costs. Promise. Yeah, bye."
Gil raised one eyebrow and looked over at his buddy sitting on a stack of pillows. "Hank old boy, you got me into a heap of trouble. You got ALL of those little ladies pregnant."
Hank whined a little.
"Oh, sure...love them and leave them. I thought I taught you better. Now do you want to know WHY your balls are sitting in a jar in my office?" He got up and Hank sunk into the pillows. Gil stood in front of him with his hands on his hips. "This is gonna cost me." He bent down and Hank whined again. "Yeah Buddy I know they were worth it weren't they? I remember having a good time with each of those ladies myself."
"Woof?"
"So what did you think of Sara?"
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The emergency doctor was trying not to laugh when Gil explained to him how he got the dog bite in his crotch.